Go Git Yo Mamma

A large family from the hills was visiting the
city and they were in a mall for the first time in
their life.

The father and son were strolling around while the
wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything
they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that
in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small circular numbers above the walls light
up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached
the last number and then the numbers began to light in
the reverse order. Then the walls opened up, and a gorgeous,
voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his Son, "Boy, go git yo Momma.... "

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