(___) GAG-1 Before you flare up at someone else's faults, take time to count 10 - Of your own.
(___) GAG-2 Need
(___) GAG-4 It's smart to remember the wife's birthday - Just forget which one it is.
(___) GAG-5 It's getting harder and harder to support the government in the manner to which it has become accustomed.
(___) GAG-6 One way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.
(___) GAG-7 Need
(___) GAG-8 Nothing is wrong more often than opinions.
(___) GAG-9 How does a woman ever live to be 100 when she stays in her 30's so long?
(___) GAG-10 A wild goose never laid a tame egg.
(___) GAG-11 The hardest thing about business is minding your own.
(___) GAG-12 It' about time you made enough money to burn - the fire is out.
(___) GAG-13 Familiarity breeds attempt.
(___) GAG-14 The custom of kissing a woman's hand is probably based on the theory that you have to start somewhere.
(___) GAG-15 According to science 40,000 germs are transmitted by a kiss - Give 40,000, take 40,000 - So what?
(___) GAG-16 Women appreciate the simple things in life - Men.
(___) GAG-17 Horse sense is not necessarily reserved for horses.
(___) GAG-18 A chip on the shoulder indicates there is wood higher up.
(___) GAG-19 Need
(___) GAG-20 Why is there so much of the week left at the end of the money?
(___) GAG-21 Need
(___) GAG-22 Need
(___) GAG-23 Need
(___) GAG-24 Girls who can live without brains generally have the figures to prove it.
(___) GAG-25 By the time most men learn to behave themselves they are too old to do anything else.
(___) GAG-26 A woman's chief asset is a man's imagination.
(___) GAG-27 I don't like to repeat gossip but what else can you do with it?
(___) GAG-28 Need
(___) GAG-29 A girl no longer marries a man for better of worse - it's for more or less.
(___) GAG-30 Some people remind us of a bull frog - All stomach except what's head and that's all mouth.